I’m sorry that the stupid American public was so outraged over that harmless little college prank at Abu Ghraib. Obviously since the babes were involved, this was all harmless fun. Besides, we all know that Muslims aren’t human anyway, so what’s the problem?
I’m sorry that the Republicans couldn’t field a black candidate, since that’s the only reason Obama won the presidency.
And finally, Rush, I’m sorry that you had to work so hard to hone and sharpen an entertainment persona deliberately calibrated to separate the most gullible marks from the biggest percentage of their dollars.
I’m sure that as you cash that $38 million/year paycheck and kick around your 24,000 square foot home, your heart is just breaking to think of all the senior citizens dying in their homes because they can’t afford heat.
I’m sure that your unbearable burden of guilt over the way these people throw their money at you can only be relieved by the liberal (if you’ll pardon the phrase) application of synthetic opiates and erectile dysfunction remedies.
I’m just so glad that, because of your position and political connections, you never need worry about criminal sanctions as a result of using these drugs illegally.
You bear your burdens with aplomb and courage, sir, and I’m sorry that more people don’t recognize your genius.
